I said I'd never print these books again but I'm a fucking liar. 15 more copies of "Hurters" are up for grabs, along with 15 copies of my other picture book, "ABCs of Pain". Buy both books in one order and I'll include a secret *bonus* item with your package. Hint: it's not anthrax.

32 pages, full color. I made this book during the peak of the COVID pandemic, when I was alone and sad and heartbroken. Really fucking embarrassing now, but I really needed this at the time. Maybe it will mean something to you too.

$5 for shipping, will be mailed with USPS media mail unless ordered with a non-book item (side note, when the hell did media mail get so expensive??). Will come with a small thank you note on the back inside cover. Shipped in a poly mailer with stiff cardboard backing. Fingers crossed it doesn't get bent on the way! For international orders, please email/message me for an approximate shipping quote ([email protected]) as the cost at checkout is a placeholder. Please allow at least a week for fulfillment.