I said I'd never print these books again but I'm a fucking liar. 15 more copies of "ABCs of Pain" are up for grabs, along with 15 copies of my other picture book, "Hurters". Buy both books in one order and I'll include a secret *bonus* item with your package. Hint: it's not anthrax.

30 pages, black and white. Well, gray and white this time around, actually. Print came out a little washed but I think it looks cool that way too. Made this in 2020, when I was still sad and alone and heartbroken after I made "Hurters". Mostly just used these pages to vent about my failures as a human being, but maybe some of these thoughts will resonate with you too. It's good to throw a little pissfit sometimes.

$5 for shipping, will be mailed with USPS media mail unless ordered with a non-book item (side note, when the hell did media mail get so expensive??). Will come with a small thank you note on the back inside cover. Shipped in a poly mailer with stiff cardboard backing. Fingers crossed it doesn't get bent on the way! For international orders, please email/message me for an approximate shipping quote ([email protected]) as the cost at checkout is a placeholder. Please allow at least a week for fulfillment.